My cats have really been grossing me out lately. I come home and the house smells like them. They've made a royal mess of the litter box, their hair is everywhere, and they're greasy. This is partly because they go outside, and roll around in nasty things and then bring all of those nasty things into the house, but I also think they have really bad grooming habits. I can't remember the last time I saw Boy cleaning himself, and you are pretty much guaranteed to get dog hands after petting him. Slug is pretty good about grooming, but she's like a really overweight person that sleeps all day, every day. No matter how often they shower, there's always going to be something almost repulsive about them. Sometimes I even think she feels sweaty.
As I'm writing this, Slug gets into the litter box, strains, her stomach gargles louder than I've ever heard a human stomach gargle, and then a tiny little diarrhea pile is left sitting in the box. There is no way she is sleeping on our bed tonight.
Okay, that's unfair, she might be sick, but they are gross cats.
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