Great Team Hero or whatever

I just almost died.

I was using the forklift to pull a super heavy pallet of shopping bags down from the top of a shelf 18 feet up, but the wood pallet they were sitting on couldn't take the weight, so it snapped on one side and dumped the entire thing onto the floor two feet away from me. I would definitely be dead if it landed on me.

I just checked and it was 945 pounds of stuff.

Jesus, what if you died in the Target backroom?

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That would be the most depressing.

They would say, "At least he died doing what he loved."