Always getting into trouble

So I came home from a run on Thursday evening and our driveway was covered in oil. Boy came running home from across the street, and at first I thought he was soaking wet, but then realized he was drenched in motor oil. Drenched as in, it looked like he had been swimming in a bucket of it. I panicked, ran a bath, and then scrubbed him for 2 hours. He was still covered in oil when we finished, so he had two more hour-long baths the following day. Today he's just really greasy, so on Monday he'll be going to PetSmart for a full shave. Nice one, idiot.