Letter

"To my dearest and most esteemed friends,

I wish to convey in earnest via the fastidiously inked words comprising and supervening this exceptionally verbose and superfluous sentence my most genuine and ardent gratitudes in respect to services rendered in steadfast pursuance of the insouciant enjoyment and disencumberment of myself and related parties both during and preceding our fleeting but sprightly retreat westward to lands more algid and irriguous than those presently tenanted. Your actions and preactions in preparation for the aforementioned holiday are most appreciated, to wit, researching, planning, organizing, calling, emailing, inquiring, booking, suggesting, Yelping, driving, as well as any others overlooked."